Yes, Please.

I finished a song yesterday.  Today, I finished all my chores.  Tomorrow I’m going to start a new book.  Here is the song:  

I didn’t sleep last night, because I got too engrossed in a book I was reading.  It’s “Yes, Please” by Amy Poehler.  I finished it, and then played with my cat until it was time to feed her.  It was such a good book.  I love that she’s so honest and funny.  I laughed out loud a lot.  I had a huge grin on my face when I finished.  Before I read it, she was one of the hilarious people who made me laugh so hard I drooled a little while watching the Golden Globes last year.

I haven’t watched SNL in ages.  Being in the military really messes up your TV viewing.  For several years, I didn’t watch at all, and then it just wasn’t part of my routine when I got out of the Army.  I eventually started watching Big Bang Theory after people kept asking me if I watched it.  By people, I mean 3 of my former neighbors.  I thought it was odd that they all asked about the same show.  Then I watched it.  And I was like, “oh”.

I assumed it was a science show, not a sitcom.  I love it, though.  Even though a few bitches at the VA told me I was a female Sheldon.  That really pissed me off because it’s not true.  TV isn’t real.  There are similarities with myself and the character of Sheldon, but not enough to imply that my lack of a penis is the only difference.  That’s so rude.

I’m not a physicist.  I didn’t graduate from high school at the age of eleven.  I’m sure there are numerous differences I could name, but the point is made. My favorite character on the show is Raj because I think he’s super cute.  I don’t watch it when it airs.  I buy the season and stream it.  I do this with all the shows I watch.  I’m usually at least a season behind.  Modern Family is another show I like.

Lately, I’ve been watching Parks and Recreation.  I love it.  I’m on season 2 or 3.  It makes me laugh really hard too.  Today I saw the one where Tom accidentally shot Ron, and Leslie took the blame.  When Donna saw that he also shot her Mercedes, she lost it and was weeping like she was at a funeral for her husband. It was hilarious.  I laughed so hard I scared my poor cat.  She took off like a wolf got in.  That made me laugh too, I hate to admit.

I thought about making a video today for the song, but decided against it.  It would have been a video of my cat anyway.  Like the internet needs more cat footage.  So I didn’t bother.  When it cools off, I’ll reconsider.  Right now, it’s too hot and humid to even consider going outside unless there’s a fire.  I’m not going to miss summer.  Come on snow!